You Know You're from South Wheeling If...

Your house has ever been broken into and the only things missing are your Playstation and a gallon of milk.

Your gang has it's own custom t-shirts, hats, and visors. (All of which are for sale)

You've ever hooked-up at St. Mary's.

You've ever been paid in tomatoes.

You've ever broken into someone's house to repossess goods not paid for.

You have to shut your phone off on weekends because you own a pickup.

You've ever slept in your car in case you were still too drunk in the morning to drive back to the bar.

You have your cable shut off after Christmas.

You were ever babysat in a bar.

You had your first date at Susie's, your baby shower at the Double J, and your wedding reception at the Kain Club. (In that order)

When having a cook-out, you buy 1 case of Bud, 1 case of Bud Light, a 6pack of Mic Ultra, 1 bottle of Crown, and 1 pack of hotdogs.

Your kids know to call the bar if you don't answer your cell.

Your idea of hiding is parking in front of the Double J and walking to Rascals.