Rev. Thomas Robertson II appeared on public broadcast this morning, revealing his beliefs into why Pat Robertson is such a douchebag.
In a 30 second interview, Robertson stated, “You know, something happened a long time ago with Pat Robertson. He and Jerry Falwell got together and swore a pact with the Republican Party. True story. And so the Republicans said, “Ok, it’s a deal”, and they kicked Larry Flint out. You know, the Republicans revolted against porn, but ever since they have been cursed with one Bush after another…”
Robertson went on to discuss Pat Robertson’s uncanny resemblance to a chimp, stating “…and as a direct result for this monkeying around, God punished Pat Robertson by giving him abnormally large ears, and a constant craving for bananas. The only difference is, a monkey is smart enough to know he’s our cousin.”
The Reverend Thomas Robertson II hosts “Fifteen Minutes of Faith”, which can be seen Sunday mornings at 4:15 am on BET.
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